I have compiled a list of my top 5 annoying birds.
- Pheasants. These dopey birds hang around in the hedgerows near to roads. When they see a car coming they wander into the centre of the road and then walk slowly back to the edge in their own time. They have a death wish, and its on your conscience when you here the gentle thump of pheasant . . .
I have been living a lie.
A few months ago I secured a job at a nice factory. Everything went well. I was very confident at the interview. I got on well with the boss. I was happy in my work.
Then someone mentioned to the boss that I was bald. I was taken into the office and instantly dismissed. The boss was very angry with me and told me . . .